People Share the Worst “G-Rated” Insults They’ve Ever Received

Sometimes an insult that isn’t laced with profanity hurts way worse than the cusses we’re used to hearing. You know what I’m talking about.

AskReddit users shared the worst G-Rated insults they’ve ever received in their lives.

1. Ouch

“A toddler once told my sister “I like your mustache” while gently poking her upper lip.”

2. Burn!

“This is why everyone talks about you behind your back.”

3. That’s pretty bad

“I was once told I was more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.”

4. I don’t think she’s interested

“Me : “”What are you doing on Friday?”

Girl : “I’m washing my hair”

(Oblivious) Me : “So what about Saturday?”

Girl : “I’ll think of something.”

5. Hahaha

“Not said to me, but I died when I heard a kid say, “You look like you came from a donation pile.”

6. A better joke

“My 7 yo sister had kissed a…

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